Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once. 

Cat shit coffee available free chez barman every morning! 

Well, cat shit anyways.... 

[Baldy]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once. 

....and you still smell of it. 

[Grumpmeister]

I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy 

[Barman]

I am recaffinated... 


Be afraid................be very afraid.............. 

I thought someone had stood in cat poo and walked it into the bar........but now all is revealed, you had one of your 'special coffees'. 

Are you kidding? Do you know how bloody expensive that stuff is? I was only able to try it because I was given some as a present once. 

....and you still smell of it. 

[Baldy]

I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy 

 

Betterer than coffee shat out of something's arse.

[Barman]

I think the booze and viagra has finally addled your brain Baldy 

 

Betterer than coffee shat out of something's arse.

 

[Steve]

Nine-month-old boy accused of planning murder

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186

Pakistan. Nuff said?

[Grumpmeister]

W.....T.....F????? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

W.....T.....F????? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2594360/Do-want-GOAT-Role-play-game-lets-farmyard-creature-latest-growing-line-bizarre-animal-simulators.html

BM's already on to Amazon . . . .   

[Steve]

Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.

[Barman]

Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.

Basingstoke....

[Baldy]

Human Species may split in two

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6057734.stm

"Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said.
Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge"

Well all I can say is there are shopping centres across the UK that are 100,000 years ahead of their time then.

 

[Uncle Mort]

I saw that. the article is dated 2006. I wonder why it's popped up again?

[Steve]

I saw that. the article is dated 2006. I wonder why it's popped up again?

Weird    should have spotted that

It's in the top ten most popular stories list on the BBC report of the Heartbleed fiasco

So seems Basingstoke and numerous others are only 99,992 years ahead then

[Baldy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/10753126/Michael-Palin-A-lot-of-Monty-Python-was-c-p.html

Having sat in many bars listening to boring bastards coming out with endless drivel from this "show" ...I would agree.