Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://www.nme.com/news/nme/76643   

And you stumbled upon this how?  That report is right up there with the old 'aliens turned my baby into an olive and I accidentally ate it'. Sunday Star circa 1988 and Elvis crashed a number 9 bus into the moon.

[Nick]

Guilty 

[Barman]

Guilty 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Does Nigel need a new car again? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2603593/Driver-walks-away-just-minor-injuries-Ford-Focus-plunges-80ft-vertical-cliff-smashed-rocks-below.html

[Nick]

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/ 

[Barman]

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2014-04-14/homes-evacuated-as-historic-military-device-found-in-nottingham/ 

BANG!

 

[Grumpmeister]

This just got added to my bucket list

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html

[Grumpmeister]

Well I suppose if you are going to bugger up on Twitter it should be a huge one 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2604626/Is-worst-Twitter-reply-time-US-Airways-sends-X-rated-picture-customers-complaining-flight-late.html

[Barman]

This just got added to my bucket list

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2604220/Six-Flags-roller-coaster-Zumanjaro-features-tower-TWICE-height-Statue-Liberty-claims-title-worlds-highest-drop-ride.html

Awesome! 

I went to Six Flags Chicago some years ago..... 

[Grumpmeister]

That settles it, I either need to rob a bank or win the lottery 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2605048/Hostage-rescue-explosives-training-high-speed-boat-chases-The-James-Bond-spy-trip-set-198-000.html

[Grumpmeister]

Brilliant, and there is not a lot 'Dear Leader' can do about it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605047/Hairdresser-used-jokey-poster-Kim-Jong-promote-salon-targeted-North-Korean-embassy-officials-demanded-disrespected-leader.html

[The Moan Ranger]

My friend was on this. She has vowed never to fly again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/holidays/article-2604131/Passengers-nightmares-Monarch-technical-faults-flight-Tobago.html

[Barman]

My friend was on this. She has vowed never to fly again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/holidays/article-2604131/Passengers-nightmares-Monarch-technical-faults-flight-Tobago.html

 

You have another friend???

[apc2010]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html