Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605672/Britains-youngest-parents-Mother-12-gives-birth-7lb-baby-girl-falling-pregnant-primary-school-boy-aged-13.html

      

 

[Just One More]

Affs 

[Nick]

It happens a lot 

TMR has had a few narrow escapes

[Baldy]

It happens a lot 

TMR has had a few narrow escapes

 

[Barman]

It happens a lot 

TMR has had a few narrow escapes

 

[Barman]

Drink more booze for your health!

If you like to unwind with a glass of wine, then this might be the news you’ve been waiting for. Because according to a leading scientist, drinking just over a bottle a day won’t harm your health.

Dr Kari Poikolainen, who used to work for the World Health Organisation as an alcohol expert, examined decades of research into its effects. Men are currently meant to have no more than four units a day but women are supposed to have three units – around the equivalent of a large glass of wine.

A bottle of wine has ten units. But Dr Poikolainen believes drinking only becomes harmful when people consume more than around 13 units a day.

He also claimed that people who exceed the recommended limit could live longer than teetotallers.

Dr Poikolainen said: ‘The weight of the evidence shows moderate drinking is better than abstaining and heavy drinking is worse than abstaining – however the moderate amounts can be higher than the guidelines say.’

Pretty much the standard finding. As with so many things there’s a curve, the interesting thing being the shape of it. And that standard finding is that boozing up to some 40, 50 units a week is healthier than pure abstinence, after that more unhealthy.

So, given this statement of the standard finding, what do we hear next?

But Julia Manning, from think-tank 2020Health, said: ‘This is an unhelpful contribution to the debate. It makes grand claims which we don’t see evidence for.’ She added: ‘Alcohol is a toxin, the risks outweigh the benefits.’

Fuck off you sour old trout.

Clicky....

[Grumpmeister]

Bloody hell, talk about out of the frying pan... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html

[Steve]

Bloody hell, talk about out of the frying pan... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608443/Mother-two-children-forced-flee-car-burst-flames-safari-park-middle-LION-ENCLOSURE.html

 

Stupid thing was they closed the park.  Best opportunity of the year to sell tickets and they cop out.

[Grumpmeister]

I'd love to know what was going through the minds of the people in the other cars. Would it have been that hard to drive over and let them in/get them onto the bonnet and slowly drive out of the enclosure? Obviously, all they seemed to do was sit, rubberneck and take photos. 

[Steve]

I'd love to know what was going through the minds of the people in the other cars. Would it have been that hard to drive over and let them in/get them onto the bonnet and slowly drive out of the enclosure? Obviously, all they seemed to do was sit, rubberneck and take photos. 

indeed

Half of them were probably thinking "can I be the first to get this on YouTube"

What's the phrase?  No one ever got poor underestimating the public

[Grumpmeister]

Hmm so if we hit BM's bucket with a range of heavy objects there is the chance we could turn him into an genius? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608861/How-brain-injury-turned-average-Joe-math-genius-40-people-WORLD-released-inner-Einstein-trauma.html

[Grumpmeister]

What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around? 

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI

UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html

[apc2010]

What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around? 

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI

UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html

Poo Poo........

[Barman]

What.....the.....fuck??? Unicef's new mascot to help teach children to use the toilet is a pile of crap that chases people around? 

http://youtu.be/_Pj4L7C2twI

UNICEF spokeswoman Maria Fernandez said the campaign uses 'quirky, informative and inspiring language'.
'It also contains humour to better connect with the target audience,' she added. 'Once they [the youth] are exposed to the issue... they will be encouraged to know more.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2609624/Meet-Mr-Poo-UNICEFs-new-anti-public-defection-mascot-mission-encourage-children-use-loo.html

Poo Poo........

 

[Grumpmeister]

You've seen what's under the bucket Apey, does BM have cause for a copyright dispute?