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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5025 on: May 05, 2014, 04:10:51 AM »
I just have this image of Darwin pulling bits of paper out of a couple of boxes with the different details on before lobbing the old Turnip of Doom at the poor bugger.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5026 on: May 05, 2014, 08:58:36 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5028 on: May 07, 2014, 03:05:26 PM »
That's not what a USB port is for  sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html

I'm almost afraid to think of what puns the reprobates on here will come up with.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5029 on: May 07, 2014, 06:27:20 PM »
That's not what a USB port is for  sick2:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/10811287/Suspended-lawyers-application-to-marry-porn-filled-MacBook-overturned.html

I'm almost afraid to think of what puns the reprobates on here will come up with.

What a wanker!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5031 on: May 09, 2014, 09:50:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5032 on: May 10, 2014, 05:20:11 AM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5033 on: May 10, 2014, 05:33:17 AM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5034 on: May 10, 2014, 12:10:39 PM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

 eeek:
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 scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5035 on: May 10, 2014, 01:34:47 PM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

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sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5036 on: May 10, 2014, 02:03:54 PM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

 eeek:
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sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5037 on: May 10, 2014, 02:40:57 PM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

 drumroll:
drumroll:  drumroll:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5038 on: May 10, 2014, 03:49:42 PM »
Artwork? Seriously? What is this, your 'I'm seriously fucked in the head' period? Even with a doctor supervising, nobody in their right mind would slice themselves open from neck to thigh to remove a perfectly good rib without anaesthetic so that they can wear it as a bloody necklace.  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624185/A-gruesome-body-work-Chinese-artist-films-having-rib-removed-WITHOUT-anaesthetic-wears-necklace.html

 eeek:
noooo:

 scared2:
sick2:
Perhaps Chinese artists can ad lib whenever they like?

errr, no, he was removing it, not adding it . . . . .

whatever, he's clearly as mad as a box of frogs . . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5039 on: May 11, 2014, 07:31:15 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.