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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5070 on: May 21, 2014, 06:47:22 AM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5071 on: May 21, 2014, 01:30:24 PM »
A strange definition of therapeutic and calming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2634971/Is-sssss-spa-treatment-Zoo-offers-massage-four-giant-pythons-feeds-10-chickens-case-theyre-hungry.html

Top of the list of Miss D's spa treatments of wrongness.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5072 on: May 21, 2014, 07:33:31 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5073 on: May 21, 2014, 11:10:27 PM »
More like in tying a live rooster to your tackle, you are saying :I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm white, I'm a pretentious cockwomble.  noooo:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509

[quote author]The Paris piece was a reaction to an increasingly homophobic, xenophobic and anti-Semitic world, Cohen told the newspaper.

"In showing the most intimate part of me, I'm saying: I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm queer, I'm white," he said.

He said the rooster, named Franck, was not harmed during the performance. The animal was chosen "because it's the emblem of France".[/quote]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5074 on: May 23, 2014, 03:29:45 AM »
More like in tying a live rooster to your tackle, you are saying :I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm white, I'm a pretentious cockwomble.  noooo:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/09/uk-france-rooster-idUKKBN0DL0TD20140509

[quote author]The Paris piece was a reaction to an increasingly homophobic, xenophobic and anti-Semitic world, Cohen told the newspaper.

"In showing the most intimate part of me, I'm saying: I'm male, I'm Jewish, I'm queer, I'm white," he said.

He said the rooster, named Franck, was not harmed during the performance. The animal was chosen "because it's the emblem of France".
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Chicken is the emblem of France! happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5077 on: May 24, 2014, 12:17:19 AM »
Who in their right mind would want to go onto a zip line attached to their piercings??  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html

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thisworldhasgonemad, south staffs, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
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Mike, Runcorn England, United Kingdom, 22 minutes ago
Wrong places wrists and ankles!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5079 on: May 24, 2014, 07:40:18 AM »
Something wrong BM?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5080 on: May 24, 2014, 12:05:56 PM »
Who in their right mind would want to go onto a zip line attached to their piercings??  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2637483/By-skin-Ukrainian-couple-slide-cable-river-attached-harness-PIERCINGS.html

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thisworldhasgonemad, south staffs, United Kingdom, 6 hours ago
Jesus Christ

Mike, Runcorn England, United Kingdom, 22 minutes ago
Wrong places wrists and ankles!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5081 on: May 27, 2014, 11:38:20 AM »
First it was that Chinese nutjob and now this guy is claiming to have eaten part of their hip  sick2: What is it about wierd ass 'artists' these days  noooo:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/norwegian-artist-eats-his-own-hip-for-exhibition-i-had-a-little-taste-and-it-was-nice-9434594.html

I may never eat lamb again.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5082 on: May 28, 2014, 03:56:10 PM »
I admit I drink a lot of coffee but this would be too much even for me...  eeek:



And, take note Apey, he got it for free.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641608/Is-worlds-expensive-Starbucks-coffee-Sexagintuple-Vanilla-Bean-Mocha-Frappuccino-set-55.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5083 on: May 28, 2014, 04:14:58 PM »
Was it shat out by meerkats?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5084 on: May 28, 2014, 07:04:03 PM »