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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #510 on: August 08, 2010, 01:03:04 AM »
BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.







 how high was that balcony!? 

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #511 on: August 08, 2010, 11:26:37 AM »




I wonder what would happen to the likes of us if we did this in their country. cussing:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #512 on: August 10, 2010, 12:30:14 PM »

     RTFM

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #513 on: August 10, 2010, 02:12:52 PM »
Chicken wars. eeek:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #514 on: August 10, 2010, 03:05:09 PM »
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

     RTFM

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #515 on: August 10, 2010, 03:37:27 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #516 on: August 10, 2010, 03:44:18 PM »
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

Slips easily into any conversation and gives your teeth a work out. ;D

     RTFM

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #517 on: August 10, 2010, 03:45:20 PM »
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

A mappe whyche showes the wereybouts of Laydees on the Knight?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #518 on: August 10, 2010, 03:45:43 PM »
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

Slips easily into any conversation and gives your teeth a work out. ;D

It would give my teeth an unscheduled outing.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #519 on: August 10, 2010, 03:48:36 PM »
This a serious one -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10922836

Site is too busy!

Prosopography  eeek:

A mappe whyche showes the wereybouts of Laydees on the Knight?

Whych bangeth lyke ye drawbryge in ye gayle.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #520 on: August 10, 2010, 03:49:58 PM »
Turd in your teeth  angel1
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #522 on: August 15, 2010, 11:01:24 AM »
 lol: lol:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #523 on: August 15, 2010, 11:22:30 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #524 on: August 16, 2010, 11:44:23 AM »
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-women-use-fatwa-in-driving-bid-1.643431
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Forever hopeful Nick but I think you need a clean driving licence to get the job.  whistle:

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