Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 

"They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward".

Is that ward in South Stiffs?

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-10809128 

"They grew suspicious when they went to honour Mr Kato at his address in Adachi ward".

Is that ward in South Stiffs?

 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

So these buggers are on their way here... 



But the government is going to introduce emergency powers to protect us

 


 


Aw bollocks, may as well resign ourselves to getting stung then. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2648558/Emergency-powers-tackle-invasion-killer-Asian-Hornet-blamed-six-deaths-France.html

Something tells me that nut inventor with the X men fascination could make a decent profit selling his wrist mounted flamethrower insect repellant. 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html

 

[Baldy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649381/Zoo-worker-gorilla-suit-critical-condition-shot-tranquiliser-dart-training-exercise-no-one-told-vet-wasnt-real.html

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10879254/Man-shot-with-tranquilliser-dart-at-Tenerife-zoo-was-not-wearing-gorilla-suit.html

Depends which paper you believe.....the latter methinks.

[Grumpmeister]

If it can carry a bottle of Voddy it sounds perfect for Miss D... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2650775/Flight-Heli-CHOC-ter-Worlds-quadcopter-built-using-chocolate-takes-skies-eat-after.html

[Grumpmeister]

BM's long lost brother? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html

[Barman]

BM's long lost brother? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651004/He-cook-play-music-use-computer-make-sarcastic-jokes-chatting-3-000-word-vocabulary-My-lunch-worlds-cleverest-chimp.html

Nick! 

[Grumpmeister]

Nick is your long lost brother??? 


 


 


Actually that explains a lot. 

[Barman]

 

[beerhead]

But obviously not bubbly enough  !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524

[Barman]

But obviously not bubbly enough  !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-27753524

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/

 

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/06/introducing-the-wall-of-dancing-willies-4748697/