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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5175 on: July 07, 2014, 03:49:50 PM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5176 on: July 07, 2014, 03:53:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5177 on: July 07, 2014, 05:23:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5178 on: July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM »
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

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In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5179 on: July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

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In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5180 on: July 08, 2014, 08:45:20 AM »
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5181 on: July 08, 2014, 01:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

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In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html

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Wonder if I have a possible career chance as a columnist  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5182 on: July 08, 2014, 01:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 01:26:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 08, 2014, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 07, 2014, 05:44:57 PM
Heightist? Dwarfaphobic? I'm sorry to burst your bubble John but we don't mock you because you are a short arse, How do I put this politely, we mock you because you are an arrogant incompetent troughing cockwomble who wouldn't know honour and integrity if it came up and kicked you in the bollocks.  Although if you want help with that I'm sure that there are enough people who would help you understand the feeling of being kicked there that if we charged a pound a punt we could easily cover the cost of your portrait and coat of arms.  cussing:

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In 2010 the Conservatve MP Simon Burns referred to the Speaker as as a 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf'. He later apologised to all dwarves for his comments.

I notice that you neither denied or complained about the stupid or sanctimonious parts of that insult.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683168/Mocking-short-people-bad-racism-homophobia-says-5ft-6in-Commons-Speaker-John-Bercow.html

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Wonder if I have a possible career chance as a columnist  rubschin:

You couldn't be any worse than that cunt Dan Hodges...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5183 on: July 08, 2014, 01:32:42 PM »
I'm touched by your confidence in my abilities BM, really.  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5184 on: July 08, 2014, 02:54:32 PM »
While I can understand cultural differences I can't help but wonder what deranged idiot first thought it would be fun to run down some narrow streets while being chased by a few hundred pounds of prime beef with horns still attached.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5185 on: July 08, 2014, 03:05:51 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 08, 2014, 02:54:32 PM
While I can understand cultural differences I can't help but wonder what deranged idiot first thought it would be fun to run down some narrow streets while being chased by a few hundred pounds of prime beef with horns still attached.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2683374/Man-gored-bull-falling-ground-thousands-annual-running-bulls-festival.html

Nick's next holiday you say........ rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5186 on: July 08, 2014, 03:10:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5187 on: July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM »
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5188 on: July 10, 2014, 03:44:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2014, 02:51:28 PM
Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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