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[Grumpmeister]

Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html

 

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey 

[Baldy]

Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html

 

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey 

Why would we? 

[apc2010]

Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html

 

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey 

Why would we? 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Attacked by a vicious tortoise? How the hell does that happen seeing as they move slower than Apey when it's his turn to buy a round. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687449/Police-officer-shoots-dead-aggressive-tortoise-self-defence-Uganda.html

 

I notice that there appears to be a lack of Smuggers defending your honour Apey 

Why would we? 

Make Smugger Bugging the new VP sport you say... 

[Grumpmeister]

Maybe I'm missing something here but at what point of you downing a litre of Jim Beam and then having a bucket of ice water emptied over your head is the fun meant to begin? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688239/Father-40-died-downing-litre-Jim-Beam-bourbon-having-bucket-ice-thrown-head-deadly-drinking-game.html

[Nick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/democraticrepublicofcongo/8078612/Aircraft-crashes-after-crocodile-on-board-escapes-and-sparks-panic.html

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

The crocodile survived the crash, only to be dispatched with a blow from a machete.

Poor bastard seemed to have had Nick's level of luck 

[Barman]

The crocodile survived the crash, only to be dispatched with a blow from a machete.

Poor bastard seemed to have had Nick's level of luck 

 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours? 

[Barman]

Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours? 

Hadaway and shite! 

[apc2010]

Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours? 

Hadaway and shite! 

Checks watch.......

[Barman]

Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours? 

Hadaway and shite! 

Checks watch.......

 

[Grumpmeister]

Hadaway Nick, other than Baldymort (who I'm pretty convinced is related to you somewhere along the line, it would explain so many things) can you think of another member who has a run of luck as bad as yours? 

Hadaway and shite! 

Checks watch.......