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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5220 on: July 17, 2014, 09:35:12 AM »
Didn't Nick try something similar concerning a wasps nest?  rubschin:

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The 24-year-old, who lived in the house with his mother, had used a can of spray paint and a lighter to try to chase the spider from a laundry room, but the fire quickly took hold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694794/Man-using-blowtorch-kill-spider-started-fire.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5221 on: July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5222 on: July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5223 on: July 19, 2014, 05:20:12 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.

He was fvcking Loopy....... noooo:

Exactly. And they need to watch his mother, she really pulls all the strings.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5224 on: July 19, 2014, 08:39:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on July 19, 2014, 05:15:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2014, 05:10:52 PM
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jul/19/police-investigate-sex-abuse-claims-labour-peer-viscount-tonypandy

I'm not at all surprised. noooo:

His brother Andy always struck me as pretty weird as well.

He was fvcking Loopy....... noooo:

Exactly. And they need to watch his mother, she really pulls all the strings.  noooo:

 lol:   drumroll:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5225 on: July 20, 2014, 02:47:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5226 on: July 20, 2014, 03:01:48 PM »
Lib Dem activist Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite or as he is known to most people Stupid Cnut.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5227 on: July 20, 2014, 03:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2014, 03:01:48 PM
Lib Dem activist Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite or as he is known to most people Stupid Cnut.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2698981/Britains-tattooed-man-Ink-Land-King-Body-Art-The-Extreme-Ink-Ite-silicone-skull-implanted-chest.html

Still, at least he isn't ginger eh....?  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5228 on: July 20, 2014, 08:32:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5229 on: July 22, 2014, 02:04:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5230 on: July 22, 2014, 04:59:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5231 on: July 22, 2014, 07:00:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5232 on: July 22, 2014, 09:23:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5233 on: July 23, 2014, 10:09:13 PM »
I did consider putting this into the 'bizarre things you are paying for' thread but realised that there would be too many comments for the commons. Manchester police are rolling out their newest weapon in the fight against crime...........................................Segways.  happy002

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Greater Manchester Police bosses are considering buying two of the self-balancing electric vehicles, complete with GMP livery, sirens and blue flashing lights, to help them police the city centre.



Apparently there is some concern that it will make them look foolish.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5234 on: July 24, 2014, 05:00:15 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2014, 10:09:13 PM
I did consider putting this into the 'bizarre things you are paying for' thread but realised that there would be too many comments for the commons. Manchester police are rolling out their newest weapon in the fight against crime...........................................Segways.  happy002

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Greater Manchester Police bosses are considering buying two of the self-balancing electric vehicles, complete with GMP livery, sirens and blue flashing lights, to help them police the city centre.



Apparently there is some concern that it will make them look foolish.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2702637/They-laughing-stock-Fears-police-figure-fun-plans-equip-officers-patrol-SEGWAYS.html

Ahhh, poor plod....

Will they have a little basket fitted to carry their donuts....?
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