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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #525 on: August 16, 2010, 07:27:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #526 on: August 17, 2010, 08:50:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #527 on: August 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM »
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The phrase "in your face" comes to mind.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #528 on: August 17, 2010, 06:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
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The phrase "in your face" cums to mind.

Corrected for you  happy088
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #529 on: August 18, 2010, 05:27:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #530 on: August 18, 2010, 08:24:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #531 on: August 19, 2010, 07:31:23 AM »
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Dog mess nearly killed my daughter
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #532 on: August 19, 2010, 07:35:11 AM »
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Dog mess nearly killed my daughter
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Did she slip on it or eat it...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #533 on: August 19, 2010, 07:42:50 AM »
Hopefully the little kid will be alright . ON TV this morning they weren't talking of her dying but were still concerned about the eye. Bloody irresponsible dog owners
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #534 on: August 27, 2010, 09:28:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #535 on: August 27, 2010, 09:34:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #536 on: August 27, 2010, 09:56:37 AM »
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Other reports suggest that one of the myriad buttons and switches in the 747 cockpit may have inadvertently been nudged by one of the flight crew.
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Well at least it wasn't the 'reset' button or the one that opens the sunroof.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #537 on: August 27, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
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Economy grew 'more than thought'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11107415

Oh!  More than first thought?  Well, thought often comes afterwards  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #538 on: August 27, 2010, 08:04:00 PM »
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Other reports suggest that one of the myriad buttons and switches in the 747 cockpit may have inadvertently been nudged by one of the flight crew.
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Well at least it wasn't the 'reset' button or the one that opens the sunroof.

or the ejector seat
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #539 on: September 01, 2010, 10:55:55 AM »
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Student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher...for not warning him it was dangerous

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1307901/Student-electric-shocked-nipples-sues-teacher-warning-him.html#ixzz0yH3QNiap
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