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[Grumpmeister]

Kesgrave, much that explains 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348

[Steve]

The devil went down to O2... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709227/Priest-claims-receiving-text-messages-Devil-performing-exorcism-Polish-girl-causing-Satan-possess-mobile-phone.html

"You may have been mis-sold Poltergeist Protection Insurance and are entitled to a refund. Text 54TAN to 6778 to speak to one of our inquisitors"

 

[Grumpmeister]

And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html

[Barman]

And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet..... 

[Darwins Selection]

And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet..... 

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.

[Barman]

And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet..... 

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.

 

[Steve]

And people are doing this for fun? I sense the hand of Darwin here.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710205/Boy-15-seriously-hurt-setting-ALIGHT-video-disturbing-new-online-trend-dubbed-Fire-Challenge.html

I've said it before and I'll say it again - never name your children after letters of the alphabet..... 

Are you saying Alpha did it for a bet?









For BM, and anyone else blighted by a Comprehensive education, Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet.

[Nick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html

 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html

 

At least they found the whisky and teacakes acceptable. 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html

 

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes..... 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html

 

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes..... 

They probably think the aircraft problems are happening because one of them touched a dog. 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10995961/Commonwealth-Games-Scottie-dogs-disrespectful-to-Muslims.html

 

You'd think they had a bit more to worry about wouldn't you.... not least their aircraft falling out of the sky every five minutes..... 

They probably think the aircraft problems are happening because one of them touched a dog. 

Sadly true... 

[Pastis]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   

[Baldy]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa   

 

[Barman]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/hsbc-angers-muslim-leaders-by-closing-account-of-controversial-finsbury-park-mosque-9637741.html

"The north London mosque, where infamous cleric Abu Hamza used to preach, learned in a letter from HSBC on July 22 that the banking relationship would end because it “now falls outside of our risk appetite”."

A good phrase to use when declining to opt for the Chicken Vindaloo or deciding not to holiday in West Africa