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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5400 on: September 10, 2014, 03:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
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Terrible,.

Obviously it should be "With which the Mail disagrees"  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5401 on: September 10, 2014, 03:03:39 PM »
Quite so, Mr Darwin, sir.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5402 on: September 10, 2014, 03:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
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They really could vote 'yes' couldn't they....?  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5403 on: September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM »
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5404 on: September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5405 on: September 10, 2014, 03:31:06 PM »
Perhaps since the execution of Charles I. Or the partition of Ireland.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5406 on: September 10, 2014, 03:47:03 PM »
Saw in the news that Cameron, Clegg and Milliband have made an emergency trip to Scotland to boost the no campaign. How fast do you think we can rebuild Hadrians Wall?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5407 on: September 10, 2014, 03:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!

Chaos indeed, but I wonder why Cameroon is so against it?  rubschin:

Billions in taxpayers money no longer going down the tartan drain plus the guaranteed removal of dozens of Labour safe seats.

It can't be just because he agreed to a referendum against Major's advice, can it?




Sorry BM [serious] [\serious] missed out.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5408 on: September 10, 2014, 03:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2014, 03:28:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 03:27:06 PM
Especially now that  Broon, Millipede, Cameroon and Cleggy have made a special effort to be against it  noooo:  I would be glad to see the back of the thieving gingers, but the constitutional chaos will be immense

Yes, and what a 'special effort' it was.....  noooo:

I agree that it would be a chaotic nightmare.... but we need change and this would be the biggest change in politics evah!

Chaos indeed, but I wonder why Cameroon is so against it?  rubschin:

Billions in taxpayers money no longer going down the tartan drain plus the guaranteed removal of dozens of Labour safe seats.

It can't be just because he agreed to a referendum against Major's advice, can it?

Oh noes!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5409 on: September 10, 2014, 07:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2014, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
Daily Mail diplomacy:




Terrible,.

Obviously it should be "With which the Mail disagrees"  noooo:

Actually Mr Darwin sir, that comment was saved for the Simon Heffer column that was essentually 'why we would be better off without the ungrateful haggis munching scroungers'  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5410 on: September 14, 2014, 10:59:36 AM »
I know this was an old one but it was mentioned at the comedy gig last night. Possibly one of the most surreal headlines I've ever read...

http://www.centralsomersetgazette.co.uk/Woman-dressed-vagina-stops-street-fight-penis-man/story-19328715-detail/story.html

Only in Glastonbury  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5411 on: September 15, 2014, 05:11:51 PM »
Not quite a headline but I note that Ofsted have announced there will be 40 unannounced school inspections across England this month.   rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5412 on: September 15, 2014, 05:15:09 PM »
They are going after Gove's Academies  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5413 on: September 15, 2014, 05:16:29 PM »
Insider information?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5414 on: September 15, 2014, 05:18:44 PM »
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