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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5581 on: October 31, 2014, 12:16:16 AM »
£712 for a bloody crisp?? People will buy any old shite on Ebay  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2814587/World-s-longest-Hula-Hoop-sells-712-Ebay.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5582 on: October 31, 2014, 12:21:43 AM »
£712 for a bloody crisp?? People will buy any old shite on Ebay  eeek:  .
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Oh yes People will buy all sorts of useless stuff on EBay
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5583 on: October 31, 2014, 05:03:14 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5585 on: October 31, 2014, 11:53:38 AM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html

No change there then :thumbsup:
Classic Maily Telegraph.  Take a small fact about an underling's oddball ideas and wildly extrapolate it in the Bollocksphere  ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5586 on: October 31, 2014, 12:45:06 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11198179/Psychopaths-to-run-the-country-after-Armageddon.html

No change there then :thumbsup:
Classic Maily Telegraph.  Take a small fact about an underling's oddball ideas and wildly extrapolate it in the Bollocksphere  ::)

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Agree, the Daily Tellytubby is complete bollox now.....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5587 on: October 31, 2014, 12:50:16 PM »
Friends, Russians, Crackpots..........lend me your ears  redface:

http://www.vocativ.com/world/russia/earlobe-russia-protest/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5588 on: October 31, 2014, 12:54:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5589 on: October 31, 2014, 12:55:22 PM »
It's interesting to see how BM's mind works...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5590 on: October 31, 2014, 12:56:45 PM »
It's interesting to see how BM's mind works...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5591 on: November 01, 2014, 01:11:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5593 on: November 01, 2014, 04:33:58 PM »
Posted on cyprus forum



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crap they changed it ..... evil:


http://www.cyprusliving.org/phpbb/nfphpbb/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=55881&sid=87395e6e2823f8207d359495722975ed

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5594 on: November 01, 2014, 06:19:17 PM »
Darwin, I take my hat off to you. As lateral thinking goes, this attempt to clean the gene pool would have been genius.  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2816706/What-THINKING-moment-man-climbs-dead-whale-carcass-school-SHARKS-close-freezing-frenzy.html
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