Fantastic Headlines

[apc2010]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

I am reliably informed that Aldi has rope and cable ties on offer too 

'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. .....

[Nick]

Is Foggy stocking up?  (so to speak)

[Grumpmeister]

'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. .....

 

Anyhoo, what kind of a bloody idiot do you have to be to allow someone to try this 'party trick' on you.  Pull the trigger without discharging a round while it is pointed at you???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946861/RAF-serviceman-shot-fellow-comrade-stomach-showing-party-trick-jailed-three-years.html

[Grumpmeister]

Russian Roulette with 6 shooter tasers?



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949104/Russian-roulette-tasers-underground-game-Russia.html

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

I am reliably informed that Aldi has rope and cable ties on offer too 

'He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'






50 Shades of macy gray. .....

[apc2010]

According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking .......

[Nick]

Is TMR visiting? 

[Barman]

According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking .......

 

[Baldy]

According to Cyprus Police, while conducting traffic checks on the main Polemi – Kallepia road members of the Paphos Police Division, halted a vehicle which, to their surprise, was driven by a 12-year-old boy.

And consenting passengers in the car where the boys parents, the dad aged 58 and the mum 47.

The 58-year-old father was arrested for allowing someone under aged to drive without insurance, driver’s license, registration and MOT certificate.

The dad was charged in writing and released but will be called to appear in court at a later date.







Maybe the parents had been drinking .......

 

My eldest went to a party last year when a lad of 13 got a call from his irate parents. They did not like the fact he had taken the Subaru rather than the Ford Focus.

 

[Barman]

Britain’s most jealous woman to have gastric band surgery on the NHS so husband won’t stray (but he’s still not allowed to watch women on TV)


Holy. FUCK! 

Hand me the Talisker and the revolver..... 

[Uncle Mort]

I wish I could unsee that 

[Grumpmeister]

Poor sod is married to the mound of the hound of the Baskervilles 

And she think he will run off? He looks like he grew up somewhere with swamps and banjos, you can just see the women lining up for a chance 

[Barman]

I wish I could unsee that 

Or...

[Steve]

What a pair of losers, they deserve each other

Poor sod is married to the mound of the hound of the Baskervilles  . . .

that phrase will stay in the mind for a while 

[Darwins Selection]

Britain’s most jealous woman to have gastric band surgery on the NHS so husband won’t stray (but he’s still not allowed to watch women on TV)


Holy. FUCK! 

Hand me the Talisker and the revolver..... 

Here, use my revolver.

I will hold the bottle while you use it.