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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6060 on: April 05, 2015, 12:12:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6061 on: April 05, 2015, 06:53:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6062 on: April 05, 2015, 08:16:07 AM »
How to ruin someone's childhood in one easy step, wrong on so many levels.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/elmo-and-cookie-monster-have-some-furry-fun-together-in-this-childhood-ruining-clip-5134801/

Filthy little bastards....  noooo:

Just as well Wenchy won't see that, she's just the right age to have watched Sesame Street as a kid. noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6065 on: April 07, 2015, 05:40:42 PM »
What about the glasses and lollipops...? You could be missing out on a new market here  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6067 on: April 07, 2015, 09:36:58 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:


Residents of Kawasaki eh?  I don't think I'll ever be able to look at a Kawasaki in the same light again
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6068 on: April 07, 2015, 11:23:07 PM »
Isn't BM's bike a Kawasaki...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6069 on: April 08, 2015, 05:17:43 AM »
Isn't BM's bike a Kawasaki...  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6072 on: April 09, 2015, 06:19:01 PM »
So someone has given you an embarrassing tattoo on your back one night when you were pissed then...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6074 on: April 09, 2015, 06:28:05 PM »
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