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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6106 on: April 21, 2015, 11:26:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6109 on: April 22, 2015, 10:47:20 AM »
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Colorado Springs PD..

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'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.'
'He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.

Effectively disabling it? Really? I'd never have guessed  lol:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6110 on: April 22, 2015, 11:02:30 AM »
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Colorado Springs PD..

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'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.'
'He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.

Effectively disabling it? Really? I'd never have guessed  lol:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6119 on: April 25, 2015, 01:18:45 AM »
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