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One for Darwin and BM...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3048655/More-chitty-chitty-bang-bang-old-banger-Dealer-ditches-modern-cars-booming-business-vintage-Model-Ts-no-road-tax-MOT-cheaper-run.htmlThey could relive childhood memories
Cue BM, Nick and Apey with the standard pork in cider jokes... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2015, 11:26:28 PMCue BM, Nick and Apey with the standard pork in cider jokes... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049067/Halal-sex-shop-set-open-MECCA-Sensual-aids-available-buy-Islam-s-holiest-city-time.html
'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.''He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Colorado Springs PD..Quote'Investigation revealed a resident was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,' said the statement, entitled 'Man Kills His Computer.''He took the computer into the back alley and fired eight shots into the computer with a handgun, effectively disabling it,' it added.Effectively disabling it? Really? I'd never have guessed http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3049370/Colorado-man-cited-killing-uncooperative-computer-handgun.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.html
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.htmlDarwin......
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.htmlDarwin...... Oh noes.... ...but if it had been a pair of priceless Purdeys I might have believed you....
Quote from: Barman on April 22, 2015, 02:23:16 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2015, 02:15:06 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2015, 12:46:27 PM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050154/Ten-year-old-boy-accidentally-shoots-dead-Saudi-builder-Kalashnikov-rifle-wounds-pretended-fire-didn-t-know-weapon-loaded.htmlDarwin...... Oh noes.... ...but if it had been a pair of priceless Purdeys I might have believed you.... is it time for my avengers joke.......
Nick? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3051151/Governments-HIDING-aliens-claims-former-defence-minister-Paul-Hellyer-urges-world-leaders-reveal-secret-files.html