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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6210 on: May 23, 2015, 12:02:43 AM »
 
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 22, 2015, 11:11:41 PM
Well that's a birthday party that won't be forgotten in a hurry..  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/579381/Passing-plane-RAIN-POO-sweet-16-birthday-party

 eeek:  a day ths emoticon was made for shitstorm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6211 on: May 23, 2015, 12:18:47 AM »
Something tells me that it will hit the fan once the investigation is complete.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6212 on: May 23, 2015, 01:15:47 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2015, 12:18:47 AM
Something tells me that it will hit the fan once the investigation is complete.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6213 on: May 23, 2015, 10:17:17 AM »
Hey Bruce, fancy hitting the town for a few tinnies?
Sure Bruce, just let me get my machete...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3093811/Boozy-night-town-ends-disaster-man-swings-machete-mate-s-neck-DANCING.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6214 on: May 23, 2015, 11:49:10 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6215 on: May 23, 2015, 05:31:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6216 on: May 23, 2015, 11:37:57 PM »
Started looking through the images thinking wtf? Then I came to the fourth one and the headline "GLOBAL INK SHORTAGE!!!" came to mind  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3094278/We-ve-inkling-hurts-Thousands-tattoo-lovers-converge-London-international-body-art-world-s-best-artists-showing-skills.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6217 on: May 24, 2015, 06:24:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6218 on: May 24, 2015, 11:31:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6219 on: May 25, 2015, 12:37:46 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 24, 2015, 11:31:34 PM
Wonder if this explains how BM burns the pizza...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3095379/Flamin-clueless-Foods-British-men-tried-barbecue-include-chips-pizza-fruit-survey-revealing-rely-instinct-recipe-books.html
;D but I will not cast the first stone

Just today the "pulled pork" joint I was assisting to BBQ became a humongous napalm fuelled inferno.  We'd only looked away for a few seconds (honest)  redface:

I'm told it still tasted OK
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6220 on: May 25, 2015, 01:50:11 AM »
To be honest, as long as it isn't completely carbonized you can burn pulled pork and it still tastes damn good.  Thumbs:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6221 on: May 25, 2015, 01:59:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6222 on: May 25, 2015, 10:25:29 AM »
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« Reply #6223 on: May 25, 2015, 10:50:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6224 on: May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM »
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