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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6240 on: May 28, 2015, 10:01:12 PM »
Was looking in the weird news section on the express website 

May be the last time I ever do that....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6241 on: May 28, 2015, 10:05:38 PM »
Was looking in the weird news section on the express website 

May be the last time I ever do that....  noooo:
You were looking at the Express?      facepalm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6242 on: May 28, 2015, 10:07:26 PM »
I tend to check the express, reuters and bbc sites for their odd news pages.  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6243 on: May 28, 2015, 10:24:09 PM »
I tend to check the express, reuters and bbc sites for their odd news pages.  redface:
Does the Express have anything but 'odd' pages?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6244 on: May 28, 2015, 11:22:26 PM »
Safer than poking around in Nick's head for weirdness...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6249 on: May 30, 2015, 08:51:48 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102358/Amazing-moment-100-people-lift-double-decker-bus-trapped-unicyclist-collision-east-London.html  eeek:

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Amazing...

...and then plod had to seal off the entire area to take pictures.... ::)
Indeed but it has to be said:  wasn't unicycling there a bit like tempting Darwin?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6251 on: May 30, 2015, 08:51:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6252 on: May 30, 2015, 10:28:57 PM »
How the hell do you drive 40 miles after doing that to your car....??  eeek: eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html
eeek:

but  rubschin:  Why not?  If you've paid for the fuel in the tank and the car's a write off then why not get another 40 miles out of it?  And it was only a Vauxhall Signum - almost a write off before the crash.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6253 on: May 31, 2015, 05:31:54 AM »
How the hell do you drive 40 miles after doing that to your car....??  eeek: eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3103652/Motorist-collides-lorry-completely-destroys-car-drives-40-MILES-pulled-police.html
eeek:

but  rubschin:  Why not?  If you've paid for the fuel in the tank and the car's a write off then why not get another 40 miles out of it?  And it was only a Vauxhall Signum - almost a write off before the crash.

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