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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6496 on: August 04, 2015, 12:09:56 PM »
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

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mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6497 on: August 04, 2015, 12:11:14 PM »
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

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mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html

 ;D ;D

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6498 on: August 04, 2015, 12:18:20 PM »
Camborne Mafia? Redruth Mafia?  happy001

Bunch of gormless inbred wannabe gangstas that are part of the reason why Camborne and Redruth are both shitholes.

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/Graffiti-spate-linked-Camborne-Mafia/story-27541638-detail/story.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6499 on: August 04, 2015, 12:46:24 PM »
I'm the first to admit I have a fairly high caffeine intake but this is just bloody stupid.  noooo:

There are some good comments though, I did like this one

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mhh • 16 minutes ago

Lena, I was so concerned about your plight that I ran your symptoms past my wife who is a medical professional. She can 100% confirm that you are suffering from a condition known as terminal stupidity. I pity your 3 children.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11782369/Woman-going-blind-after-drinking-28-Red-Bulls-every-day.html

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6500 on: August 04, 2015, 01:01:54 PM »
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

I love the opening line...."he was struggling with masturbation..."
 was he not doing it right?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6501 on: August 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM »
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

I love the opening line...."he was struggling with masturbation..."
 was he not doing it right?
lol:

he'll struggle even more to now
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6502 on: August 04, 2015, 02:30:56 PM »
As far as Windows 10 stories go that has to be one of the best.

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Mustafa Leak, Sin City, United Kingdom, less than a minute ago
Windows 10 security update, 1. Hide rolling pin......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html

 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6503 on: August 04, 2015, 02:46:49 PM »
As far as Windows 10 stories go that has to be one of the best.

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Mustafa Leak, Sin City, United Kingdom, less than a minute ago
Windows 10 security update, 1. Hide rolling pin......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3184771/Man-updates-PC-Windows-10-wife-entire-PORN-collection-transformed-slideshow-repeat.html

 happy001 happy001 happy001

 happy002 and just who believes that was his entire porn collection?   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6504 on: August 04, 2015, 10:51:49 PM »
Ow.........OW.........FECKIN' OOOOOOOW!!!!!!  Shocked:

Base jumping with a parachute that is attached to your skin??  eeek: eeek:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3184973/The-adrenaline-junkie-literally-hooked-base-jumping-daredevil-parachute-attached-skin-cliff-jump-Thailand.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6505 on: August 05, 2015, 05:36:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6507 on: August 07, 2015, 11:31:25 AM »
There seems to be an awful lot of Nick-a-likes in the science field...  lol:

I did like

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While tracking large alligator, remarked to colleagues, "Wow, these tracks look really fresh!" Looked up. "Oh, there it is." #fieldworkfail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6508 on: August 07, 2015, 12:40:36 PM »
There seems to be an awful lot of Nick-a-likes in the science field...  lol:

I did like

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Anthony J. Martin @Ichnologist
While tracking large alligator, remarked to colleagues, "Wow, these tracks look really fresh!" Looked up. "Oh, there it is." #fieldworkfail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3187137/Scientists-reveal-embarrassing-mistakes-fieldworkfail.html

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6509 on: August 13, 2015, 11:06:30 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.