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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6720 on: October 23, 2015, 01:45:49 PM »
WTF??? Can we have mandatory psychiatric testing for politicians in future please, I can't see the guy being all that stable when he was in office.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican
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« Reply #6721 on: October 23, 2015, 02:10:39 PM »
WTF??? Can we have mandatory psychiatric testing for politicians in future please, I can't see the guy being all that stable when he was in office.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/613994/EXCLUSIVE-I-stopped-Large-Hadron-Collider-destroying-human-race-claims-ex-politican

Bonkers...  whacky115
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« Reply #6722 on: October 27, 2015, 12:31:16 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6725 on: October 28, 2015, 01:09:35 AM »
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« Reply #6730 on: October 28, 2015, 07:24:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6731 on: October 28, 2015, 07:36:50 PM »
I think we may have missed this one

Hiding a loaded gun in a box boring, in that box eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227069/Woman-warns-police-loaded-gun-hidden-inside-genitalia-busted-major-meth-haul.html

Stupid girl....  noooo:

If she'd done her pelvic floor exercises she could have shot the cop and got away.....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6732 on: October 28, 2015, 09:28:12 PM »
Toyota Land Rover?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6733 on: October 28, 2015, 09:45:10 PM »
Toyota Land Rover?  rubschin:

Yes, good old Mail.  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6734 on: October 29, 2015, 12:14:32 AM »
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'It is conceivable that the gun could have gone off inside our suspect and that would have been deadly because of the proximity to internal organs,' said Waco Police Department spokesman Sergeant Patrick Swanton.

Losing your touch Mr Darwin?  rubschin:

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Castaneda has been charged with violating state concealed firearms laws by hiding a fully loaded, snub-nosed handgun in her vagina, police said Tuesday.

Does that mean this happens so often it is specifically covered by concealed firearms laws?  eeek:
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