Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from

[apc2010]

JAILED: Burglar dubbed ‘Blackburn’s stupidest thief’ after trying to sell Blu-ray player back to man he stole it from

 

[Grumpmeister]

Too many jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3471208/Talk-getting-legless-Drinker-leaves-prosthetic-limb-outside-pub-night-out.html

[Nick]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3470368/Riddle-Cotswolds-cat-shaver-s-taking-clippers-pets-string-random-attacks.html

Who would have thought rasage le chat would catch on in the sleepy Cotswolds?

[Nick]

It could be waxing, I guess, Miss I tells me that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh

[Grumpmeister]

Too many Monty Python jokes...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3473213/Watership-horror-sequel-Bizarre-video-rabbits-eating-berries-scary-cute-equal-measure.html

[Nick]

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/its-plane-sailing-for-sligo-embalmers-glamping-dream-385022.html

Excellent! 

I wonder what happened to that 747-400 that they used to fly into Pafos....? 

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html

[apc2010]

Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html

 

[Steve]

Like him or loathe him you have to admit the mad bugger can be entertaining

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3475462/Veteran-actor-Brian-Blessed-79-says-s-asked-doctors-fit-penis-20-year-old-getting-27-000-pacemaker.html

Cue 20 year olds giving doctors a very wide berth

[Nick]

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/03/this-guy-is-seriously-angry-after-someone-snuck-up-and-locked-a-padlock-to-his-ear-83127/