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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7260 on: April 08, 2016, 08:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html

What went through his head...?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7261 on: April 08, 2016, 09:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 08, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 08, 2016, 12:59:14 AM
I didn't know whether to put this in here or in the agony corner as either would seem appropriate. Carving an 18 inch cassava root and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine must hurt like hell surely.  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3527712/Man-constructive-surgery-intestines-carving-18-inch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7262 on: April 08, 2016, 11:23:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7263 on: April 08, 2016, 12:52:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7264 on: April 08, 2016, 01:15:21 PM »
Bad and wrong on so many levels noooo: , not to mention the age difference  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7265 on: April 08, 2016, 03:18:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7266 on: April 08, 2016, 06:13:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7267 on: April 08, 2016, 10:57:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7268 on: April 09, 2016, 06:39:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7269 on: April 09, 2016, 07:30:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7270 on: April 09, 2016, 09:32:31 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7271 on: April 09, 2016, 09:49:23 AM »
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35979412

Toy dog sent into stratosphere

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Wwwwaaayyyyssssissssttttt!  cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7272 on: April 10, 2016, 10:11:14 AM »
Karma is a wonderful thing, what is that phrase again? Ah yes, mess with the bull and you get the horns.



Judging from the size of the horns I'm guessing he is related to Mr Yucca Lover if he walked away with 'minor injuries'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7273 on: April 10, 2016, 10:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
Karma is a wonderful thing, what is that phrase again? Ah yes, mess with the bull and you get the horns.



Judging from the size of the horns I'm guessing he is related to Mr Yucca Lover if he walked away with 'minor injuries'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3532045/Bullseye-Shocking-moment-matador-gored-buttocks-raging-bull-incredibly-waddles-away-just-minor-injuries.html

As you say, I'm not sure that many of us find that picture particularly shocking...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7274 on: April 10, 2016, 11:32:59 PM »
I think it's safe to say that this guy was pissed  lol:



http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/10/man-sleeps-in-urinal-after-night-out-5807768/
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