Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

Too Many Jokes 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/

How will it attach?  Screw thread?

[Darwins Selection]

Too Many Jokes 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/

How will it attach?  Screw thread?

Whatever you do, somebody is bound to pull it off.

[Steve]

Too Many Jokes 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/20/nude-hercules-statue-to-get-a-removable-penis-because-people-keep-stealing-his-willy-5830559/

How will it attach?  Screw thread?

Whatever you do, somebody is bound to pull it off.

[Grumpmeister]

I'll teach you not to give me landing clearance earlier...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html

[Grumpmeister]

Far too many jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html

[Steve]

I'll teach you not to give me landing clearance earlier...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3556117/Norwegian-fighter-jet-fires-control-tower-training.html

[Steve]

Far too many jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557511/This-not-scrotum-dryer-Swimming-pools-forced-signs-forbidding-men-using-hair-dryers-privates-Iceland.html

[Grumpmeister]

Thought this was just another article about roadworks in Cornwall till I scrolled down to this pic of Falmouth and Penryn...



Somehow I think the mail picked the wrong Falmouth 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html

[Barman]

Thought this was just another article about roadworks in Cornwall till I scrolled down to this pic of Falmouth and Penryn...



Somehow I think the mail picked the wrong Falmouth 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3557892/Tourists-driving-Cornwall-face-36-mile-diversion.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

A couple of potential candidates for the Darwin treatment, anyone dumb enough to jump into a bath of stinging nettles should not be allowed to breed. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html

[Steve]

A couple of potential candidates for the Darwin treatment, anyone dumb enough to jump into a bath of stinging nettles should not be allowed to breed. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3558056/Prankster-jumps-bath-filled-NETTLES-bizarre-video-sweeping-Facebook.html

[Grumpmeister]

Note to self, when my business gets off the ground, don't piss off any Russian staff... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3561198/Forget-keying-paintwork-Shocking-moment-digger-driven-disgruntled-airport-worker-rips-apart-4-5m-jet.html

[Steve]

This sounds painful.  Cool Hand Luke is quiet

Redback spider bites Australian man on penis

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36136635

[Grumpmeister]

Well that's one way to get rid of her 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561417/Police-confront-Oscar-winner-Emma-Thompson-sister-Sophie-break-court-injunction-film-Great-British-Bake-parody-against-fracking.html

[Grumpmeister]

You still have the old magic Darwin 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561255/Taliban-suicide-bomber-accidentally-triggers-explosives-early-killing-eight-martyrs-base.html

Reminds me of that Billy Connolly suicide bomber training school joke.