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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7367 on: May 03, 2016, 02:56:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7375 on: May 05, 2016, 11:39:20 PM »
Wonder what they are smoking at the Daily Mail offices, Boris a transvestite prostitute in a former life?  happy001



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3575662/Is-picture-proof-Boris-Johnson-really-transvestite-prostitute.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7376 on: May 06, 2016, 12:03:25 AM »
So you decided to steal a python from a pet shop by stuffing it down your trousers....?

Just what kind of moron are you?



Ah inbred mouthbreather, should have guessed.  noooo:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/05/19/33E0241700000578-0-image-a-14_1462474683088.jpg

Cue Apey's "Is that a python in your pocket?" joke...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7377 on: May 06, 2016, 09:04:14 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7378 on: May 06, 2016, 09:34:35 PM »
My first thought was OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! My second was how the hell did he manage that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576565/Sydney-tradesman-gets-testicles-tangled-electrical-grinder.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7379 on: May 06, 2016, 10:35:59 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:  not clicking
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