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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #75 on: July 07, 2009, 03:31:39 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #76 on: July 08, 2009, 05:46:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #77 on: July 08, 2009, 07:13:08 AM »

Norfolk police detain 'inappropriate' village scarecrow

Scarecrow was removed for impersonating a poiceman  lol: lol: lol:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8138993.stm

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #78 on: July 13, 2009, 12:40:56 PM »
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School caretaker jailed for spiked omelette murder
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #80 on: July 16, 2009, 08:29:53 AM »
Brothel offers 'green' discount

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149334.stm

"It's good for business, it's good for the environment and it's good for the girls," he said  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #81 on: July 16, 2009, 09:53:42 AM »
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Benefits cheat claimed ?3,500 so he could look like the DEVIL

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Cleaner has head cut off in giant meat blending machine

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She died from serious head injuries
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #82 on: July 16, 2009, 11:51:14 AM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #83 on: July 16, 2009, 12:54:36 PM »
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School stages 'alien abduction of teacher' leaving traumatised pupils in tears
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2009, 08:09:30 PM »
Dead pigeon forces road closure

Firefighters shut a section of road after a pigeon crashed into a top-floor window. Office workers feared that cracked glass would fall onto passers-by after the bird hit the Land Registry building in Peterborough, Cambs.

The bird died in the incident and firefighters had to cordon off part of the street before removing the damaged pane.

"The outside panel of the window had cracked and the glass was hanging precariously from the frame," said a fire service spokesman." Those inside the building were concerned that the glass would fall, injuring pedestrians below."

Firefighters used cones to close a section of the road, travelled up the side of the building on the turntable ladder and removed the glass."
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #85 on: July 17, 2009, 11:41:15 AM »
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Attack of the giant squid: Terror as 5ft long sea creatures invade Egyptian coastline


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Hundreds of aggressive jumbo flying squid have appeared off the coast of Egypt, attacking divers and washing up dead on beaches.

The 5-foot long sea monsters, which have razor-sharp beaks and toothy tentacles, have been bringing terror to scuba drivers and swimmers on the coast's tourist-packed beaches.

The carnivorous calamari, which can grow up to 100 pounds, came up from the depths last week and swarms of them have pounced on unsuspecting divers.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #86 on: July 17, 2009, 11:44:48 AM »
You're making this stuff up now  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #88 on: July 17, 2009, 11:49:16 AM »
Jumbo flying squid!
My arse  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #89 on: July 17, 2009, 12:01:54 PM »
San Diego  whistle:
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