Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/

 

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/nemo-the-goldfish-undergoes-operation-to-have-giant-tumour-removed-5913210/

 

 

We had goldfish when I was a kid... whenever they caught the lurgi or whatever my Mum used to drop a soluble Disprin in their bowl... 

[Nick]

http://fizzxo.com/georgian-vegan-cafe-attacked-sausage-wielding-nationalists/

[Grumpmeister]

An underwater band? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617470/Video-shows-world-s-underwater-band-playing-glass-water-tanks.html

WHY???

Something tells me that they sound better when half drowned... 

[Grumpmeister]

Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now. 

And he drove to the hospital afterwards. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html

[Barman]

Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now. 

And he drove to the hospital afterwards. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html

Not clicking! 

[Steve]

Bloody hell, Nick and Baldymort's disasters don't seem quite so bad now. 

And he drove to the hospital afterwards. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618783/Ballarat-man-survives-slicing-head-open-chainsaw.html

Not clicking! 

Nor I 

[Grumpmeister]

You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did. 

[Grumpmeister]

Something tells me that Wenchy will be fuming... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3619511/Meet-Weasleys-New-snaps-glimpse-actors-playing-Ron-Weasley-Hermione-Granger-s-family-West-End-play-Harry-Potter-Cursed-Child.html

Colourblindo castingdirectorus? 

[Barman]

You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did. 

 

[Steve]

You only see the Xray that was taken but it's enough to give a good idea of just how much damage he did. 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Too many jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html

[Steve]

Too many jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3622903/Ghost-hunters-X-rated-surprise-graveyard-tour-stumbling-naked-actors-shooting-porn-film.html

"when the tour party first heard the sound of moans, they thought they might have struck lucky." 

[Steve]

Japanese boy fails miserably in attempt to break Lord Lucan's hide and seek record

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36441612

[Grumpmeister]

He was from Nottingham? Well that explains it, bunch of odd buggers up that way... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3623501/British-holidaymaker-smothers-suncream-slides-head-CONCRETE-pool-Benidorm-Spain.html