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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7575 on: June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7576 on: July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7577 on: July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7578 on: July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7579 on: July 02, 2016, 12:19:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7580 on: July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7581 on: July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7582 on: July 03, 2016, 09:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7583 on: July 04, 2016, 06:16:29 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 03, 2016, 09:47:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 03, 2016, 09:57:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 02, 2016, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 02, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2016, 10:51:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 01, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 30, 2016, 11:02:33 PM
Don't know why but this made me think of BM....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667869/ilarious-moment-office-worker-tries-tap-keg-colleagues-soaks-entire-room.html

 redface:

Something tells me that this may be good....  Popcorn:

Well...

My beer did explode in the garage if you remember...?

And, when my BiL was staying with us in Maidenhead because he was visiting The Royal Marsden everyday, somebody bought him a 'beer bag' for his birthday...  redface:

It was one of those 'brew in a bag' things, you just added water then hung it up on the back of the door while it fermented...

Well, this thing inflated like a mahoosive balloon, clearly the pressure relief thing had gone wrong or something. It had a little tap on the front for draining the beer off when it finished and I decided that the best thing was to drain off some beer to reduce the pressure...

So, armed with glass I pressed the button on the tap and the whole tap came off!  eeek:

Much like the video in the OP, the thing sprayed gallons of beer all over the floor, walls and ceiling...  noooo:

Had one of those when I was a student nurse, they bloat like that normally and work well unless some pillock yanks off the tap whistle:

 evil:

It was faulty...
PICNIB

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7584 on: July 06, 2016, 08:08:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7585 on: July 06, 2016, 08:11:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7586 on: July 06, 2016, 08:30:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7587 on: July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM »
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7588 on: July 07, 2016, 01:44:14 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"

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Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat Candy Bar
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7589 on: July 07, 2016, 03:11:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 07, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
Quote from: beerhead on July 07, 2016, 12:59:08 PM
From a newspaper in Texas "Woman causes 10 car pileup after seeing Jesus in a candy bar"

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Woman Causes 10 Car Pileup After Seeing Jesus In Her Kit Kat Candy Bar

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Only in the colonies.  noooo:

"A Texas woman goes into a bar and sees Jesus........"
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