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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8040 on: January 11, 2017, 06:57:28 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2017, 11:05:35 PM
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2017, 12:38:58 PM
Classy...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/italian-model-claims-shes-a-little-tired-after-first-stop-on-her-oral-sex-tour-6371701/

I could be wrong but didn't Madonna make a similar offer to anyone who voted against Trump?


Those poor bastards.  sick2:

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These Italian girls do seem to have very low standards.  noooo:

I predict Nick-o-rays being beamed towards the Darwin estate imminently....  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8041 on: January 11, 2017, 07:34:19 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8042 on: January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8043 on: January 11, 2017, 08:26:08 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html

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Meh... ::)

I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the net, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8044 on: January 11, 2017, 08:57:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 11, 2017, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html

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I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the next, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
In the next what? Day? County?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8045 on: January 11, 2017, 09:13:00 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2017, 08:57:38 AM
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2017, 07:51:39 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-4105434/Is-best-trick-shot-time-Bar-Bristol-manages-pull-stunning-10-table-pool-golf-shot.html

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I like the ones where people throw a basketball off the top of a tower and get it in the next, that sort of thing. Something they must have tried a billionteen times before it went in.... ;D
In the next what? Day? County?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8046 on: January 11, 2017, 10:43:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8048 on: January 11, 2017, 10:56:21 AM »
Online shopping syndrome by proxy eeek: scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8049 on: January 11, 2017, 04:18:03 PM »
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This has the potential to cause some chaos....  eveilgrin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/09/newsreader-says-alexa-buy-me-a-dolls-house-on-air-and-tons-of-amazon-echos-buy-them-6369570/

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All an evil scriptwriter would need would be a character called Alexa in a popular TV show and the real fun would begin. Have at least one line of "Alexa can you get me...." and insert everything from sets of Lego to Debbie does Dallas on DVD.....  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8050 on: January 11, 2017, 04:23:11 PM »
Miss D: a billion creme eggs
BM: an unburnt pizza
Apey: discounts
Uncle: half a mild
Foggy: more voddy
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8051 on: January 11, 2017, 05:23:29 PM »
The Boy:  a car with insurance
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8052 on: January 11, 2017, 05:26:26 PM »
Think of the 'accidents' when some low brow TV viewer says

"I want Loose Women"

or

"I want Hardcore Pawn"

or

"I want Death on the Orient Express"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8053 on: January 11, 2017, 08:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 11, 2017, 05:23:29 PM
The Boy:  a car with insurance

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8054 on: January 11, 2017, 10:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 11, 2017, 04:23:11 PM
Miss D: a billion creme eggs
BM: an unburnt pizza
Apey: discounts
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