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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #810 on: November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM »
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #811 on: November 22, 2010, 06:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:

Find out where he lives - dig up the road around his car/caravan/house...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #812 on: November 22, 2010, 08:19:37 PM »
Should have put a "Motorway Maintenance" sign in the back window .... I'm sure Tipsy will have a spare.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #813 on: November 22, 2010, 09:27:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 22, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
Bastard traffic wardens, what time do they go home?  cussing: "Time observed" 1713 to 1721hr's, £50 fine but £25 if I pay within 14 days. One of the  local wardens is an ex-Gurkha, I reckon he was up in the trees  cussing:

oops!   happy100
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #814 on: November 22, 2010, 09:38:09 PM »
You know..... that was the first thing I said  char048
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #815 on: November 23, 2010, 07:54:45 AM »
UK government agrees migration cap

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #816 on: November 23, 2010, 09:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:54:45 AM
UK government agrees migration cap

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Is that what the cap looks like? I often wondered.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #817 on: November 23, 2010, 10:15:10 PM »
Katie Price to edit the Today show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332327/Katie-Price-add-glamour-BBC-Radio-4s-Today.html

I can hear R4 listeners IQ's dropping already.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #818 on: November 24, 2010, 05:07:21 PM »
 rubschin:


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #819 on: November 26, 2010, 09:17:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #820 on: November 27, 2010, 08:26:06 AM »
Then put it in your virtual letter to Santa.

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8767.0
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #821 on: November 29, 2010, 09:37:41 PM »
Just when you think the American's can't get any more paranoid about security, this guy is put on a terrorist watch list for supporting a film about gass mining?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334159/Actor-Mark-Ruffalo-placed-terror-watch-list.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #822 on: November 29, 2010, 09:40:50 PM »
Well... rubschin:...he does look a bit iffy...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #823 on: November 29, 2010, 09:45:45 PM »
If you can br out on a watch list just for looking a bit iffy then none of the members here would be allowed anywhere near a plane  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #824 on: November 29, 2010, 09:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
If you can br out on a watch list just for looking a bit iffy then none of the members here would be allowed anywhere near a plane  lol:

You speak for yourself!   However, HM Customs must now be able to do a fair trade in tarmac rakes.  ;D
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