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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8175 on: February 10, 2017, 03:38:50 PM »
This isn't Normal for Norfolk:  £50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-38934738

Being Norfolk it was probably twice that originally and someone's now selling it as talc
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8176 on: February 10, 2017, 06:03:43 PM »
Isn't Baldymort a fan of musicals.....  whistle:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38918963
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8177 on: February 10, 2017, 06:34:43 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8178 on: February 11, 2017, 02:29:25 AM »
Judging from how much the critics have been giving it a battering and that audiences have been laughing so much you can't hear the dialog I think the men would be safe  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html
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« Reply #8179 on: February 11, 2017, 06:46:44 AM »
Judging from how much the critics have been giving it a battering and that audiences have been laughing so much you can't hear the dialog I think the men would be safe  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4213294/Cinema-won-t-let-men-watch-Fifty-Shades-Darker.html

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8180 on: February 11, 2017, 10:42:59 AM »

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

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Of course the Guardian actually printed "The Lego Bantam Movie"
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« Reply #8181 on: February 11, 2017, 10:43:45 AM »

Quote from: The Guardian
Even more scathing was the Daily Mirror. “If you want to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks, you’re far better off seeing The Lego Batman Movie.”

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Of course the Guardian actually printed "The Lego Bantam Movie"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8182 on: February 11, 2017, 12:09:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8183 on: February 11, 2017, 08:24:18 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8184 on: February 11, 2017, 08:34:04 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8185 on: February 12, 2017, 07:58:34 AM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8186 on: February 12, 2017, 01:22:43 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8187 on: February 12, 2017, 03:29:26 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8188 on: February 12, 2017, 03:30:53 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8189 on: February 12, 2017, 11:42:39 PM »
Someone should make sure Padlock Pockets is sitting down before he reads this....

How much would you pay for a bottle of water? £1? £1.50?



How about £80  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4207968/Would-pay-80-bottle-water.html

 eeek:    Shocked:

I told you to make sure that Apey was sitting down before he read this. Mind you he landed on his face so it could have been worse...  whistle:

 evil:

What? If you had landed on your wallet the padlocks could have done you a serious injury...   whistle:
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