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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8220 on: February 21, 2017, 01:31:19 PM »
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« Reply #8221 on: February 21, 2017, 01:35:58 PM »
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« Reply #8222 on: February 21, 2017, 01:36:47 PM »
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« Reply #8223 on: February 21, 2017, 01:40:19 PM »
Maybe the berk should talk to this guy...  eeek:

Iron crotch kung fu? How the hell do you discover you have this skill and why the hell would you want to develop it...  Shocked:

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Master Wei says that Iron Crotch Kung Fu was previously an exclusive family practice, but he now wants it to be more 'popular and accepted by the public'

I can see it now "Hey kids, let's go see some eejit have his nuts crushed with a battering ram"  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4244002/Meet-man-Iron-Crotch.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8224 on: February 21, 2017, 01:51:02 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8225 on: February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM »
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html

Anyone want to give odds on Baldymort not clicking...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8226 on: February 23, 2017, 08:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8227 on: February 23, 2017, 11:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 23, 2017, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 23, 2017, 05:06:01 PM
Body modification my arse, this is clearly a case of self harm and not her first one either so why isn't she under section.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251982/Woman-chops-little-finger-wants-to.html

Anyone want to give odds on Baldymort not clicking...  whistle:

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« Reply #8228 on: February 24, 2017, 09:48:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8229 on: February 24, 2017, 09:55:07 AM »
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inject her lips in the hope of improving her pout.

She's not even French!
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« Reply #8230 on: February 24, 2017, 10:16:09 AM »
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« Reply #8231 on: February 24, 2017, 12:52:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8232 on: February 24, 2017, 12:58:11 PM »
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Mother-of-three is rushed to A&E after a 'botched' at-home filler treatment leaves her with lips like 'raw sausages'

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And they wonder why the NHS is struggling

The phrase 'shoot the cow, it's cheaper' came to mind

I've believed for a while now that certain treatments should be charged for by the NHS. Stupid crap like this and binge drinking chavvy morons who end up with broken limbs etc after getting tanked up on 20 pints of wifebeater and a couple of cheap bottles of spirits before deciding to climb up something dangerous come to mind (the second has happened enough times in Newquay over the years) are high on that list.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8233 on: February 25, 2017, 09:50:38 PM »
Performance artist? Personally I'd say pretentious arsehole but each to their own.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4259852/Artist-Abraham-Poincheval-entombs-boulder.html
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« Reply #8234 on: February 25, 2017, 09:52:13 PM »
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