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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8250 on: March 03, 2017, 11:21:00 PM »
Another complete bleedin' nutjob performance artist...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278492/Naked-artist-gets-bath-GLASS.html
noooo: noooo:

Would it have been wrong to be in the audience with a couple of six packs throwing full cans on the glass while he was still buried?  rubschin:
You could just put the ? after audience.  And the answer would be yes

True but I think it would have been at least a little amusing to scare the wits (such as they are) out of this eejit while he was buried...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8254 on: March 05, 2017, 11:58:05 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8256 on: March 05, 2017, 12:21:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8257 on: March 05, 2017, 01:31:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8261 on: March 06, 2017, 04:33:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8262 on: March 06, 2017, 10:05:56 AM »
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8263 on: March 06, 2017, 10:12:35 AM »
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?

Six months!  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8264 on: March 06, 2017, 12:00:31 PM »
I can see Apey having a field day with this one...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/03/man-dies-after-his-massive-porn-magazine-collection-falls-on-him-6486367/

TMJ  noooo:

"But strangely he said the man’s eyes had popped out"

 lol: lol: lol:

Should this be in the Darwin Awards thread?

Six months!  sick2:

It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.