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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8356 on: March 28, 2017, 01:29:22 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8358 on: March 28, 2017, 07:15:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8362 on: March 29, 2017, 03:35:17 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8363 on: March 29, 2017, 03:37:08 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

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I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8364 on: March 29, 2017, 03:52:10 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

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I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8365 on: March 29, 2017, 04:09:41 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

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I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

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In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows farmer outside his shack worth £75".
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8366 on: March 29, 2017, 04:11:07 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

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I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

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In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man outside his shack worth £75".

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8367 on: March 29, 2017, 04:23:32 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man outside his shack worth £75".

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 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8368 on: March 29, 2017, 06:32:49 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol: ^

Giant python worth £75 swallows turnip and dies?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8369 on: March 29, 2017, 07:24:06 PM »
Grauniad, so prolly :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

I'm surprised it didn't say, "Giant Python swallows farmer after Article 50 triggered"....  ::)

"Potential loss of CAP grants triggers snake attack"

 lol: lol: lol:

In the Daily Fail, "Giant Python swallows turnip farmer's man worth £75".

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