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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8565 on: July 13, 2017, 04:14:28 PM »
They could contract Cornish suicide bombers  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8566 on: July 13, 2017, 06:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 04:02:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2017, 03:55:41 PM
http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/

They can afford to pull stunts like this because they convince gullible idiots that they are actually doing something good with their donations. In the main though it's publicity stunts like this or suing Games Workshop because some of their tabletop wargaming figures had 'wolf fur' on them and therefore somehow committed animal cruelty that keep them in the public eye. While there are charities and groups out there that do genuinely help against cruelty to animals PETA is little more than a trendy media savvy parasite.

The story does not add up.  No one forced him to spend money on legal costs for a case he was always bound to lose and a few seconds googling would have told him that.

He did not take the picture and that's the salient fact
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8567 on: July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM »
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:



Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8568 on: July 14, 2017, 06:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:



Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.
Nail hit on head Meister  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8569 on: July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:



Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8570 on: July 14, 2017, 06:38:37 AM »
He claims he was drunk

So an idea.  Anyone who tattoos a drunk/drugged person has to give an area of skin sufficient to graft a repair.  And if it's not a match will just throw it in the bin and rip off another area just to double check.

That'll learn them
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8571 on: July 14, 2017, 08:32:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:



Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:

I suspect that is the reason for him not being able to secure a job as much as the tattoo  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8572 on: July 14, 2017, 11:07:11 AM »
Quote from: boogs on July 14, 2017, 08:32:18 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 14, 2017, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 11:41:28 PM
I can't think why nobody would give him a job...  noooo:



Stupid bastard couldn't even spell devastate properly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4693618/Mark-Cropp-struggles-work-face-tattoo.html

Here's a radical thought, if you say nobody will give you a job because you were stupid enough to get a massive tattoo on your face then grow a bloody beard to cover it you gormless fucktard. At least then you have the slim chance of passing yourself off as a hipster. All you need to do after that is find an employer that wouldn't be put off by you being put in prison for armed robbery. Good luck with that one.

What an utter twat...  noooo:

I suspect that is the reason for him not being able to secure a job as much as the tattoo  rubschin:
But how stupid is the girl that's let him father a baby?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8573 on: July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM »
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8574 on: July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html
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But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8575 on: July 15, 2017, 10:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html
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But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043

Unsurprisingly I discovered something when I used that slider to show what he looked like without the tattoo. Lo and behold he still looks like a gormless bell end  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8576 on: July 16, 2017, 07:07:26 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 10:39:53 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 15, 2017, 10:30:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 15, 2017, 09:47:56 PM
WTF?? People paid serious amounts of money to look like this?? I think I'm in the wrong job.  eeek:

On the other hand they don't seem to be whining that their facial tattoos are stopping them from getting jobs...







http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4699458/Vampires-angels-death-body-art-Colombia.html
facepalm:

But good news is I read in the Times that Mr Devast8 face has a happier ending (here's a subscription free link from another source)

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11891043

Unsurprisingly I discovered something when I used that slider to show what he looked like without the tattoo. Lo and behold he still looks like a gormless bell end  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8577 on: July 16, 2017, 11:16:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8578 on: July 16, 2017, 01:47:57 PM »
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« Reply #8579 on: July 17, 2017, 05:32:10 AM »
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