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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8745 on: September 21, 2017, 04:11:24 PM »
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Jesus!!  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html

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The 37-year-old man had been struck by lightning, which caused him to fall on the long stick.

Not really his day was it...?

What is Mandarin for Nick?  rubschin:  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8746 on: September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8747 on: September 23, 2017, 11:55:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8748 on: September 23, 2017, 12:10:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8749 on: September 23, 2017, 01:45:14 PM »
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« Reply #8750 on: September 23, 2017, 01:49:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8751 on: September 23, 2017, 05:16:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8752 on: September 23, 2017, 08:11:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 23, 2017, 11:46:47 AM
Who the hell would want to kill David Jason?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4911694/Sir-David-Jason-77-protected-bodyguards.html

I thought there was a load of stuff flying around at some point about his association with known paedophiles  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8753 on: September 23, 2017, 09:42:01 PM »
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« Reply #8754 on: September 23, 2017, 11:06:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8755 on: September 23, 2017, 11:27:18 PM »
A part of me has always wondered just how much input Mr Darwin sir had in the development of the smartphone....  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8757 on: September 24, 2017, 12:15:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8758 on: September 24, 2017, 12:24:47 PM »
Looking at the state of the world it's clear that it is the perfect time to offload a huge amount of military equipment and bargain basement prices. If any members of the civil service or MOD are reading this the first sentence is what is known as sarcasm as looking at just how stable things are at the moment the last thing we should be doing is getting rid of equipment and downsizing the armed forces.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4913854/Military-assets-including-ships-dumped-knockdown-prices.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8759 on: September 24, 2017, 09:51:56 PM »
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