Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

On top of Old Smokey.....? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/

should have left them there to die, that'd learn them

[Barman]

On top of Old Smokey.....? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/24/climbers-got-so-stoned-on-top-of-lake-district-mountain-they-couldnt-get-back-down-6952017/

should have left them there to die, that'd learn them

^^^ Wot he said ^^^

[Grumpmeister]

I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast??? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/

[Barman]

I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast??? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/

Not clicking! 

[Nick]

SHouldn't this be in the foods of wrongness thread?

[Grumpmeister]

I did consider it but the story seemed to be more about a headcase than disgusting food.

[Grumpmeister]

And the moral of the story is always research a symbol before you have it tattooed on your arm.... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a

[Barman]

And the moral of the story is always research a symbol before you have it tattooed on your arm.... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/man-got-same-tattoo-as-dog-didnt-realise-it-was-a-neuter-symbol-6957713/#mv-a

I could get one...? 

[Steve]

I'm sorry, you have what for breakfast??? 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/26/this-man-loves-cows-so-much-he-drinks-their-urine-daily-and-eats-dung-for-breakfast-6957051/

Not clicking! 

Oh you should, it's a

[boogs]

It beggars believe 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html

[Barman]

I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears... 

[Steve]

I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears... 

So it seems

Top correctorising BM 

[Barman]

I'm sure that I'm supposed to feel sorry for George but for some reason I really can't be arsed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931818/Brexit-costs-George-Osborne-s-family-1-million.html

I saw that, sadly it isn't as it appears... 

So it seems

Top correctorising BM 

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html