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[Steve]

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself??? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Jesus Christ, why the hell would you do this to yourself??? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5088721/Man-puts-lock-penis-stuck-bladder.html

Must have misread Nick's stories about adventures with locks

Is more than a bit  though

[Just One More]

God Gave Sausage Roll To You 

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[Nick]

 

[Steve]

God Gave Sausage Roll To You 

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[Grumpmeister]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

[Steve]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say

[Barman]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

 

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?

[Steve]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

 

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?

It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back

[Barman]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

 

NASA (falsely) claims the Earth is spherical because why...?

It's the only way they can explain how they tried to get rid of John Glenn but he kept coming back

 

[Darwins Selection]

There are enough of these wackos to have a conference? 

Those who believed the Flat Earth Theory claim our planet is shaped like a flat disc instead of a sphere.
Because Earth's surface looks and feels flat when we walk around it, the conspiracy theorists denounce all evidence to the contrary.
The leading theory suggests Earth is a disc with the Arctic Circle in the centre and Antarctica, a 150-foot-tall (45-metre) wall of ice, around the rim.
Theorists claim that satellite images and evidence pointing to a spherical Earth are part of a 'round Earth conspiracy' orchestrated by Nasa and other government agencies.
Followers of the bizarre theory also claim the Earth is stationary in space rather than orbiting the sun.

Perhaps we should send BM and Nick over as keynote speakers... 

Darwin could sell them "Genuine lucky flat earth turnips" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5091991/Conspiracy-theorists-flock-Flat-Earth-conference.html

"Genuine lucky flat earth turnips"?   It's the future you say

[Steve]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .

Made even better by

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

Snigger

[apc2010]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.  . . .

Made even better by

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

Snigger

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