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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #90 on: July 17, 2009, 12:09:53 PM »
Apart from the geographical stuff what's all this FLYING nonsense?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #91 on: July 17, 2009, 12:51:19 PM »
Apart from the geographical stuff what's all this FLYING nonsense?

Thats what I thought was daft.

Maybe it was FRYING?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #92 on: July 17, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #93 on: July 17, 2009, 01:05:19 PM »
They are disturbing  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #94 on: July 17, 2009, 01:13:30 PM »
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #95 on: July 17, 2009, 01:21:12 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2009, 07:50:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2009, 10:26:24 AM »
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2009, 10:27:20 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #100 on: July 20, 2009, 11:03:08 AM »
They swim backwards better than I thought they would.

No pictures of them in the air though?




Hard to put a scale on that. Is it gazebo-sized or Zeppelinn-sized and a mile away?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #101 on: July 20, 2009, 11:10:54 AM »
I think the ones that have been attacking Mediterranean cruise liners are Zeppelin sized.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #102 on: July 20, 2009, 04:19:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #103 on: July 20, 2009, 04:21:36 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #104 on: July 21, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »
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