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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #900 on: January 05, 2011, 09:22:56 PM »
Rags to riches Never judge a book by its cover, what a great voice
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #901 on: January 05, 2011, 10:27:31 PM »
We have ways of making you sqaulk  lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12120259
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #902 on: January 06, 2011, 10:25:48 PM »
Remember that joke about putting the c*nt in Scunthorpe...

Scunthorpe-United-apologise-unfortunate-error-missing-S-leads-X-rated-calendar

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #903 on: January 10, 2011, 06:57:32 PM »
A snip at £790, the Makerbot Thing-o-matic. Anyone want to take bets on how long it will be before someone has it making a different kind of rabbit  whistle:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1345789/MakerBot-Thing-O-Matic-The-portable-factory-box-create-3D-object-plastic.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #904 on: January 13, 2011, 11:46:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #905 on: January 13, 2011, 07:09:36 PM »
No, he's a w***** AND the vice chairman of Sunderland FC.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1346729/Fury-politician-brands-David-Miliband-w---vice-chairman-Sunderland-AFC.html

Given the amount of cr*p that was spouted by Labour it seems appropriate that he now works at the Stadium of Sh*te  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #906 on: January 14, 2011, 12:25:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #907 on: January 14, 2011, 12:32:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2011, 12:25:46 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20110113/tod-oukoe-uk-belarus-fox-cb1d00a.html
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"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw"

Accidentally eh?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #908 on: January 15, 2011, 06:37:35 PM »
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Now is the winter of our discount pants - RSC sells stage costumes
Headline on the front page  ::)

Ok, which VP'ers would / should go for what costumes?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-12198859

I imagine DS will have Lear 'cause of the daughters tho' he might have to fight Snoopy for it. LL for Lady Macbeth? That would mean BM's Macbeth?  rubschin:

I usually feel like Sir Toby Belch after Sunday Lunch  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #909 on: January 15, 2011, 06:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on January 15, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
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Now is the winter of our discount pants - RSC sells stage costumes
Headline on the front page  ::)

Ok, which VP'ers would / should go for what costumes?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-12198859

I imagine DS will have Lear 'cause of the daughters tho' he might have to fight Snoopy for it. LL for Lady Macbeth? That would mean BM's Macbeth?  rubschin:

I usually feel like Sir Toby Belch after Sunday Lunch  redface:


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...He's mentioned the Scottish play...we're doomed... scared2: scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #910 on: January 15, 2011, 08:06:13 PM »
 sad24: it was all going so well like...  sad24:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #911 on: January 17, 2011, 12:16:22 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on January 15, 2011, 06:47:49 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...He's mentioned the Scottish play...we're doomed... scared2: scared2:

After everything you've read on here from Nick and BM you are only just figuring out now that we are doomed?  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #912 on: January 17, 2011, 09:34:58 PM »
When I first heard of this I was half expecting the place to be called Bates Motel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347839/Three-female-convicted-murderers-given-jobs-Travelodge-York.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #913 on: January 17, 2011, 10:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 09:34:58 PM
When I first heard of this I was half expecting the place to be called Bates Motel.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347839/Three-female-convicted-murderers-given-jobs-Travelodge-York.html



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Julie Richardson, 42, also a cleaner at the hotel, scalded her own father with a red-hot iron before battering him to death with two accomplices.

Either she is a scarily strong woman or they were very small accomplices.  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #914 on: January 18, 2011, 09:00:58 PM »
 noooo: He'll have to change his name now...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12209157
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