Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

Hawaaay!!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5171593/Rough-Guides-names-Newcastle-worlds-destination.html

Wey wot a flummix 

[Grumpmeister]

It's as if JKR was writing another story... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

[Steve]

It's as if JKR was writing another story... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/14/bot-wrote-chapter-new-harry-potter-book-hilarious-7159392/

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

Nick could use it to write that stuff for Sir Frank Wotsisname

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you???? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html

[Barman]

WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you???? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html

OMG! 

[Grumpmeister]

BM NO!!! Just.................no!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html

[Barman]

BM NO!!! Just.................no!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html

 

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly... 

[Grumpmeister]

BM NO!!! Just.................no!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html

 

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly... 

Blasting the hell out of the surrounding area until there is a chance of hitting the target..................................Charlie is your role model isn't he... 

[Grumpmeister]

Anyone who couldn't tell exactly what this was and was offended is clearly too bleedin' stupid to deserve to go to uni.... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b

[Steve]

BM NO!!! Just.................no!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html

 

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly... 

  I'd like to post    but  seems better

[Barman]

BM NO!!! Just.................no!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179835/Swedish-man-cuts-tree-shotgun.html

 

There is a local guy here, 'Charlie' who I believe shoots or shot for the Cyprus Olympic team from his wheelchair...

If ever we've set up a stand at a clay shoot where he doesn't have a good view of the target (because of his lower position than the rest of us) he simply shoots any offending trees or bushes out of the way until he can see properly... 

Blasting the hell out of the surrounding area until there is a chance of hitting the target..................................Charlie is your role model isn't he... 

He is... 

Apart from the wheelchair bit obvs. 

Although he is remarkably active, Cypriot friends go out hunting and trek to the middle of nowhere only to find Charlie there already! 

[Barman]

Anyone who couldn't tell exactly what this was and was offended is clearly too bleedin' stupid to deserve to go to uni.... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/ucl-apologises-asking-students-dreaming-white-campus-7157665/#mv-b

Oh FFS! 

Where is this going to end...?

[Steve]

WTF?????? WHY????? How pissed were you???? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5179469/British-man-53-inserts-77cm-long-sex-toy-anus.html

OMG! 

[Nick]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-catches-fire-dies-london-street-haringey-john-nolan-70-age-police-appeal-metropolitan-a8111901.html