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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9030 on: December 28, 2017, 06:51:57 AM »
I know that this is a story from the Express but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9031 on: December 28, 2017, 04:55:05 PM »
I know that this is a story from the Express but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  cussing:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/897202/dennis-the-menace-tv-pc-new-show-beano-name-chance

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9032 on: December 28, 2017, 04:56:48 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9033 on: December 28, 2017, 04:58:11 PM »
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« Reply #9034 on: December 28, 2017, 05:01:00 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9035 on: December 28, 2017, 05:02:30 PM »
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« Reply #9036 on: December 28, 2017, 05:04:27 PM »
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« Reply #9037 on: December 28, 2017, 05:05:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9038 on: December 28, 2017, 05:05:50 PM »
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« Reply #9039 on: December 28, 2017, 05:05:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9042 on: December 30, 2017, 04:28:57 PM »
What kind of brain dead twisted fucktard do you have to be to enjoy making false calls to the police that lead to an armed response. It was only a matter of time since this sick phenomenon started that someone would end up losing their life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9043 on: December 31, 2017, 07:41:50 AM »
What kind of brain dead twisted fucktard do you have to be to enjoy making false calls to the police that lead to an armed response. It was only a matter of time since this sick phenomenon started that someone would end up losing their life.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5222963/Call-Duty-player-25-arrested-fatal-swatting-hoax.html

I read the story elsewhere yesterday. Quite remarkable...  noooo:

And the guy shows no remorse.  noooo:

But it is a shit state of affairs when you can get shot for merely opening your door.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9044 on: December 31, 2017, 02:50:53 PM »
That's not what happened BM, bear in mind that the responding officers had been prepped for a homicide/hostage situation while Finch thought it as just a mix up so went out to find out what was going on. He'd started to lower his hands thinking that it was all a misunderstanding that was about to be sorted out when one of the officers told him to raise his hands again so he did quickly. Unfortunately all another officer on the other side of the road was the poor bastard quickly raise his hands from close to his waist and thinking he had drawn a gun, acted. And now both his family and the officer who took the shot have to live with the consequences of that bastard's actions.

Swatting has become more prevalent over the last year or so and it was only a matter of time before a tragedy of this nature was going to happen. Personally I think that this should be treated as murder by proxy in order to dissuade any other arsehole from doing the same thing in future.
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