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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9061 on: January 06, 2018, 12:43:44 PM »
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« Reply #9062 on: January 06, 2018, 12:49:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9063 on: January 07, 2018, 01:56:10 AM »
Creme egg or £1000. Sounds like the ultimate dilemma for Miss D...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5241871/White-chocolate-Creme-Eggs-without-unwrapping.html
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« Reply #9064 on: January 07, 2018, 07:00:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9065 on: January 08, 2018, 12:38:25 PM »
There is some good news for Miss D though, Cadbury's are making a creme egg dessert...  :thumbsup:



http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/05/pass-us-a-spoon-cadbury-has-released-a-giant-creme-egg-inspired-dessert-7206992/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9066 on: January 09, 2018, 09:05:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9067 on: January 09, 2018, 09:06:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9068 on: January 10, 2018, 10:53:03 PM »
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


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http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9069 on: January 11, 2018, 05:29:53 AM »
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9070 on: January 11, 2018, 10:34:15 AM »
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9071 on: January 12, 2018, 11:12:50 AM »
Let me get this straight, a scrote manages to injure himself while causing thousands of pounds of damage breaking into a shop and is now after compensation?


Bollocks to that says I  whistle:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/09/thief-ballsed-burglary-sues-shop-injuring-scrotum-break-7215454/#mv-a

Hang him!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9072 on: January 12, 2018, 11:15:16 AM »
So is this Nick related? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181

"Nottingham rail station fire causes travel chaos . . . . the fire was believed to have started in a toilet"

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9073 on: January 12, 2018, 11:16:07 AM »
So is this Nick related? 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42660181

"Nottingham rail station fire causes travel chaos . . . . the fire was believed to have started in a toilet"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9074 on: January 12, 2018, 11:18:56 AM »
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