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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9090 on: January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM »
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9091 on: January 21, 2018, 09:09:18 PM »
I'd love to see the receptionist's reaction should he turn up for an appointment. Suddenly being confronted with this gurning mug:



Would probably traumatise the poor sod...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9092 on: January 21, 2018, 09:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:09:18 PM
I'd love to see the receptionist's reaction should he turn up for an appointment. Suddenly being confronted with this gurning mug:



Would probably traumatise the poor sod...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292795/King-Ink-Land-tattoo-man-invited-NHS-smear-test.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9093 on: January 21, 2018, 11:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html

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Before anyone else gets in with it, I've just seen this in the footy thread so AFFS.  redface:

Actually this may be a first for the pub, don't think anyone has actually AFFS'd themselves before.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9094 on: January 21, 2018, 11:20:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2018, 09:06:29 PM
[badapeystyleejoke]Behaviour like this at a football match is just taking the piss[/badapeystyleejoke]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5294491/Football-fan-arrested-urinating-goalies-water.html

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you AFFer you  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9095 on: January 23, 2018, 05:31:33 PM »
Was just talking to a pal about this. Did we do it at the time?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/01/07/tv_anchor_says_alexa_buy_me_a_dollhouse_and_she_does/
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« Reply #9096 on: January 23, 2018, 06:39:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9097 on: January 23, 2018, 09:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 23, 2018, 06:39:42 PM
http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/derby-news/woman-999-call-broken-egg-1104028
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Was she suffering the after effects of a projector stand related concussion perchance?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9098 on: January 23, 2018, 09:15:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9099 on: January 24, 2018, 05:34:36 PM »
It's a sign that your career is fucked when the only way you can get in the news now is by acting like a total bellend spouting champagne socialist bollocks. See also Charlotte Church...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5306035/Lily-Allen-sparks-row-slamming-TfL-staff.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9100 on: January 24, 2018, 06:01:23 PM »
Just when you think that the world can't get any odder, Saddam Hussein is a published romantic fiction author...  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/24/saddam-hussein-write-romantic-novel-can-buy-amazon-7255936/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9101 on: January 24, 2018, 06:03:36 PM »
Bet it's a real gas and will knock 'em all dead.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9102 on: January 24, 2018, 06:10:49 PM »
He originally wanted to go down the 50 Shades route but was disappointed to find out that BDSM didn't stand for BZ, Dichlorvos, Sarin and Malathion
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9103 on: January 24, 2018, 06:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2018, 06:03:36 PM
Bet it's a real gas and will knock 'em all dead.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9104 on: January 24, 2018, 08:55:13 PM »
Well you wouldn’t want to get an ugly one

“Twelve prized camels have been disqualified from a beauty contest in Saudi Arabia”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-42802901

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