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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9105 on: January 25, 2018, 07:05:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9106 on: January 25, 2018, 07:33:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9107 on: January 25, 2018, 08:58:36 AM »
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Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9108 on: January 25, 2018, 03:42:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9109 on: January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM »
I once set fire to a golf course  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9110 on: January 25, 2018, 04:26:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
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We can't wait to hear the hole story.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9111 on: January 25, 2018, 04:30:14 PM »
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I was only 10  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9112 on: January 25, 2018, 04:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2018, 04:26:58 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 25, 2018, 03:44:58 PM
I once set fire to a golf course  redface:
We can't wait to hear the hole story.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9113 on: January 25, 2018, 04:34:08 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 25, 2018, 03:42:57 PM
Serves the little sod right

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5311251/Boy-sent-air-throwing-firecrackers-sewer.html

Agreed!  :thumbsup:

I'd like to watch it in slo-mo tho... it almost looked as if he was winched away like in a movie stunt...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9114 on: January 26, 2018, 02:51:32 AM »
Bollocks! I was all ready to start celebrating until I realised they hadn't sacked the prince of darkness  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5314003/Labours-Lord-Mendelsohn-sacked-partys-bench.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9115 on: January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM »
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9116 on: January 26, 2018, 09:47:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9117 on: January 26, 2018, 04:59:30 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 26, 2018, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 05:26:11 AM
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“

Can't have been Padlock Pockets then, he'd have swiped the tyres before crushing it...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9118 on: January 26, 2018, 05:02:15 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9119 on: January 26, 2018, 05:03:36 PM »
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