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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9195 on: February 18, 2018, 06:08:55 PM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9196 on: February 19, 2018, 11:02:39 AM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9197 on: February 19, 2018, 11:07:48 AM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001
noooo:

Is the 'Hat-Coat' thread not working?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9198 on: February 19, 2018, 05:18:09 PM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9199 on: February 20, 2018, 01:19:13 AM »
Be interesting to see what happens if this ignorant fuckwit needs an ambulance any time soon....  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5408065/Woman-26-arrested-angry-note-aimed-paramedics.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9200 on: February 20, 2018, 07:18:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9201 on: February 20, 2018, 10:22:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9202 on: February 20, 2018, 09:32:17 PM »
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9203 on: February 20, 2018, 10:54:29 PM »
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9204 on: February 21, 2018, 06:57:47 AM »
Bloody hell!!! While I know never to pull a knife out when treating a stab wound there is now way I'd be any where near as calm as this guy if I'd been the one with a knife in my back...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5412397/Brazilian-man-stabbed-kitchen-knife.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9205 on: February 22, 2018, 04:41:56 AM »
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9206 on: February 22, 2018, 04:47:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9209 on: February 22, 2018, 08:29:04 AM »
I've been a bad person again. I really did try not to laugh at this moron, honestly I did...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5417255/Urban-explorer-face-plants-pavement-falling-30ft.html
What a complete prat and why the fuck we should pay his hospital bills defeats me  evil:

But a question:  were prats like that as prolific before YouTube and phone cams but we just didn't see them?
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