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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9480 on: May 31, 2018, 03:51:21 PM »
*its

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I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9481 on: May 31, 2018, 04:04:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9482 on: May 31, 2018, 05:05:16 PM »
*its

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I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9483 on: May 31, 2018, 09:07:34 PM »
*its

 cussing:

I know but couldn't resist the added grammar pedant irritation...  whistle:

 char048

Considering I've had to override the spell/grammar check every time I've snuck one in over the last couple of months it's not exactly something you can do by mistake.  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9484 on: May 31, 2018, 09:27:06 PM »
You couldn't make this up, the agency responsible for the EU's new GDPR laws has itself broken the very regulations it created. However surprise, surprise, it is exempt from prosecution under those laws due to 'legal reasons'  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9485 on: May 31, 2018, 10:39:25 PM »
You couldn't make this up, the agency responsible for the EU's new GDPR laws has itself broken the very regulations it created. However surprise, surprise, it is exempt from prosecution under those laws due to 'legal reasons'  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5790879/Embarrassing-leak-shows-EU-fallen-short-data-laws-publishing-700-records.html
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9486 on: June 03, 2018, 12:15:05 PM »
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html

Once Apey gets over the shock from seeing the price tag I'm sure he'll think there are just too many jokes...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9487 on: June 03, 2018, 12:29:36 PM »
WTF?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5799553/Aussie-jeweller-spends-15-years-crafting-diamond-encrusted-vibrator.html

Once Apey gets over the shock from seeing the price tag I'm sure he'll think there are just too many jokes...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9488 on: June 04, 2018, 11:41:41 AM »
As millionaire making ideas go, that has to be the dog's bollocks...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5801573/The-man-millionaire-inventing-fake-dog-testicles.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9489 on: June 04, 2018, 12:25:19 PM »
As millionaire making ideas go, that has to be the dog's bollocks...
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Does the dog get a fake tongue to lick them with?
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9492 on: June 05, 2018, 10:39:26 AM »
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