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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9600 on: July 22, 2018, 08:55:09 AM »
Kim and Kanye running America?? Ye Gods, I can see the reaction now...all of a sudden having Trump in the White House doesn't seem so bad....

The American dream used to be "Be all you can be", if she ends up as First Lady (and it will be the first time she's called a lady) the it will end up being "Be all you can be while on your back". Not to mention that Kanye by any reasonable description is a deranged narcissistic nutjob who makes Dubya look like a bloody Mensa candidate. noooo:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kim-kardashian-‘dreaming-of-being-the-next-first-lady-of-america’/ar-BBKThcr?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9601 on: July 22, 2018, 01:51:31 PM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9602 on: July 22, 2018, 03:11:30 PM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html
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Python's Rancid Polecat after shave anyone?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9603 on: July 22, 2018, 03:40:58 PM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9604 on: July 22, 2018, 07:38:42 PM »
Don't think I've done after shave since the 70s
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9605 on: July 22, 2018, 08:18:39 PM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9606 on: July 23, 2018, 04:03:07 AM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9607 on: July 23, 2018, 12:15:37 PM »
Brut? Old Spice? Bloody hell, this could be the first time that Baldymort has been in fashion...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5964027/Men-increasingly-purchasing-fragrances-associated-older-generations.html

Oi!  cussing:











I use that cheap Lidl stuff...  redface:

Oh well, maybe one day that Lidl's own brand will be seen as 'cool'....  rubschin:

 cloud9:

Far, far, far, far into the future though...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9608 on: July 23, 2018, 06:31:36 PM »
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9609 on: July 23, 2018, 09:01:25 PM »
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html
sick2: sick2: sick2:

enough to warp tiny little minds
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9610 on: July 24, 2018, 04:20:46 AM »
Why would you want to do that to yourself...  sick2:

Never realised you could be a glamour model for the blind....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5981859/Swedish-glamour-model-determined-achieve-worlds-BIGGEST-bottom.html

Ugh!  sick2:

I actually saw one similar in Lidl the other day - she could have carried a tea tray on it loaded with a teapot, cups, milk and sugar...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9611 on: July 25, 2018, 11:03:48 PM »
I've always wondered what would happen if you managed to really piss off a Buddhist monk....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/24/buddhist-monk-enough-tourist-attraction-7753691/
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« Reply #9612 on: July 26, 2018, 03:09:45 AM »
I've always wondered what would happen if you managed to really piss off a Buddhist monk....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/24/buddhist-monk-enough-tourist-attraction-7753691/

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At least he didn't set light to himself...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9614 on: August 05, 2018, 10:57:50 AM »
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