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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9690 on: August 31, 2018, 04:06:33 AM »
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9691 on: August 31, 2018, 11:46:51 AM »
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html

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Well, she certainly had a day to remember for the rest of her life.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9692 on: August 31, 2018, 12:03:12 PM »
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html

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Well, she certainly had a day to remember for the rest of her life.

But not a night to remember by all accounts...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9696 on: September 01, 2018, 11:37:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9697 on: September 01, 2018, 12:01:08 PM »
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/
FFS  ::) doesn't cover it

But amazingly she's married.  You can just imagine the post coital conversation.  "Did the Middle Earth move for you?"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9699 on: September 01, 2018, 12:51:35 PM »
Pleiadian starseed, or as more commonly known, nutter...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/30/woman-who-identifies-as-an-elf-believes-she-was-put-on-earth-to-spiritually-assist-humans-7895318/
FFS  ::) doesn't cover it

But amazingly she's married.  You can just imagine the post coital conversation.  "Did the Middle Earth move for you?"

Or announcing pregnancy "We have a cave troll..."
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9700 on: September 02, 2018, 04:59:17 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9701 on: September 02, 2018, 08:43:00 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9702 on: September 02, 2018, 10:27:06 PM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9703 on: September 03, 2018, 05:42:18 AM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9704 on: September 03, 2018, 09:02:49 AM »
Hang on, are you saying that Bonehead has completely lost his voice....?

Maybe there is a god after all...  rubschin:

As you can imagine, the comments section is chock full of messages of sympathy and support...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6123445/U2-cut-short-Berlin-gig-Bono-suffers-complete-loss-voice-seeks-medical-advice.html
Surely Bonehead was in Oasis

No, that was Gobby Arsehole and Gormless Arsehole...  noooo:
Not an Oasis fan then, I guess you think Guigsy played for United

Well, whatever, nevermind