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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #975 on: February 03, 2011, 10:21:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #976 on: February 05, 2011, 12:37:04 AM »
not sure if this belongs here or the commons or comedy room ................


STAR-struck cops were under fire yesterday after Jordan was given a police escort to help protect her privacy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3391857/Fury-as-Jordan-gets-a-police-escort-Cops-reduce-speed-limit-on-M25-for-Katie-Price.html



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #977 on: February 05, 2011, 05:28:08 AM »
not sure if this belongs here or the commons or comedy room ................


STAR-struck cops were under fire yesterday after Jordan was given a police escort to help protect her privacy.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3391857/Fury-as-Jordan-gets-a-police-escort-Cops-reduce-speed-limit-on-M25-for-Katie-Price.html




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #978 on: February 05, 2011, 09:55:27 AM »
Fancy working on something with a little more kick than a mini BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352943/eBay-sale-The-Harrier-jump-jet-69-999.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #979 on: February 05, 2011, 01:25:50 PM »
Fancy working on something with a little more kick than a mini BM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1352943/eBay-sale-The-Harrier-jump-jet-69-999.html

Given that it doesn't have an engine my Mini has more kick....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #980 on: February 05, 2011, 01:26:29 PM »
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #981 on: February 05, 2011, 01:28:13 PM »
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #982 on: February 06, 2011, 12:49:23 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #983 on: February 06, 2011, 01:14:09 PM »
Better not visit that country then BM.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #984 on: February 06, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »
I imagine Tipsy uses jet power when she is on her bike, like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #985 on: February 06, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #986 on: February 06, 2011, 01:36:18 PM »
Miracle you survived!!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #987 on: February 06, 2011, 01:54:17 PM »
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.

Was it BOAC? They are prolly still using the same aircraft....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #988 on: February 06, 2011, 02:22:11 PM »
I flew Dan Air a lot in the 1980s. I once went on a Comet!!  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #989 on: February 06, 2011, 02:23:17 PM »
Ooo Harrier Vulcan decisions decisions. cloud9: cloud9:

Watched a VC10 land at Akrotiri as I was leaving the base today....  cloud9:

Flew out to Singapore and Akrotiri on VC10s in the sixties.

I expect BM has seen the plaque.


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